A while back-at the Jefferson Cup RR

I was just driving along, on my way to the race in c-ville, and I heard a thud that came from my car. I look back and saw the disturbing evidence of blood on my back windshield. I thought to myself... I hope i didn't hit another person? Yes, it's happened before! well, it wasnt a person this time, but it was, in fact, a bird that flew into the chainring of my bike. Feathers were everywhere! Wonderful!